Umm, what are you doing?
I just wanted to say, I loves you…
Oh God, please don’t.
But I loves you…
I eats the ends of the banana bread loaf so you don’t have to.
Why do you have to be such a dork?
I never leaves you an empty toilet paper roll.
Knock it off right now or I’m going to smack you.
Don’t be angry, I Ioves you!
You make me angry, because you’re a dork!
I said stop it.
Don’t do it.
Written in response to Carrot Ranch Communication’s July 13, 2016 flash fiction challenge prompt: In 99 words (no more, no less) write a story using the emotion of anger. Hey, it’s in there…